Monster Energy Lo-Carb

Today i decided to roll out and try a energy that is the same brand i trust, but a different amount of calories...Needless to say i enjoyed the monster lo-carb almost as much as the regular...
Name: monster lo-carb (blue)

Cost: 1.99$
Size: big Can
Taste: 9/10
energy boost: 7/10
longevity: 9/10
Crash the next day: No; not at all!

Monster lo-carb was a particularly scary energy drink to try...Lol i dont usually use diet anything for that matter; and to join the freaky anorexics (excuse spelling) and purgers in drinking something that was diet is almost a sin in one way...lol...Anyway, the diet monster was actually pretty dectent, providing almost the same taste as regular and an almost equivilant energy boost; was enough for me to feel potent whereas yelling at traffic on the way to work; where i actually was so alert that i spotted a girl getting dressed in the back of her car on the freeway opposing mine...Well maybe any guy couldve spotted this without the energy drink lol...
Monster energy lo-carb is a good buy for anorexics and fat people alike!!!